My name is Emily, I'm 27 transgender (MTF) I post generally gothy stuff with a dash of cute funny.

18th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Facts with 1,581 notes

facts-i-just-made-up:

metalheadadam:

Does this mean that feeding beef to my dog is forcing him into cannibalism?

No more than if you ate a Canadian.

facts-i-just-made-up:

metalheadadam:

Does this mean that feeding beef to my dog is forcing him into cannibalism?

No more than if you ate a Canadian.

18th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Ominous Rainbow with 89,392 notes

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

Source: socialismartnature

18th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Jesus Does the Dishes with 94,121 notes

sizvideos:

Drive Recklessly - Video

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18th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Stay in the dark with 153 notes

queendoubt:

My response to everything

queendoubt:

My response to everything

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18th April 2014

Photo reblogged from WARNING: THE VAULT HAS BEEN OPENED with 883 notes

bmcomic:

Life is varying degrees of pain.

bmcomic:

Life is varying degrees of pain.

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17th April 2014

Post reblogged from Sugar, Spice and Feminist Rage with 177,436 notes

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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17th April 2014

Video reblogged from Psychotherapy of the Living Dead with 6 notes

paulmauled:

Me and Misfits drummer Mr. Jim Catania, playing glammy garage rock. We were pissed off at this recording session because the board shitted out and we were forced to improvise cutting the drums with 4 mics (instead of 9) and a Presonus Inspire 1394, two Sm57s and two overheads.

We had to actually go lo-fi, instead of recording it pristine and dirtying it up. I had SM57s going into RCA jacks, they were Macguyver’d together with all different connectors. The overheads were some nice dynamic mics.

On that day, it was a nightmare. I was breaking out in a sweat because I hate wasting time. Eventually we said fuck it, 4 mics, lets go. Sometimes less is more. I couldn’t be happier with it.

17th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Swift & Bitter with 5,500 notes

gemmacorrell:

(and after)
(and during)

gemmacorrell:

(and after)

(and during)

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17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Simning i Känslor with 151,087 notes

eeeeeeeeeerenjaegar:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

IF ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT SUCKER PUNCH IS AIMLESS ALMOST-PORN FOR NERD BOYS YOU PUNCH THEM RIGHT IN THE THROAT BECAUSE THAT IS THE FURTHEST FROM THE TRUTH. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GODDAMN MOVIE.

THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING SELF-EMPOWERING, SO MIND-TWISTING WITH LAYERS AND LAYERS OF SETTING UNTIL YOU’RE LOST TO WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S FAKE. THESE GIRLS WHO ARE BEING PROSTITUTED AGAINST THEIR WILL FIGHT TO TAKE BACK THEIR BODIES THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN AND THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY’RE FREE.

THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE MAKES YOU WANT TO SLAY A PLANET OF ZOMBIES AND KICK-ASS BOOTS AND SEQUINED SKIRTS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S ABOUT. THESE GIRLS FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATHS IN MINI-SKIRTS THAT THEY KNOW THEY LOOK MORE BADASS THAN DEAN WINCHESTER IN  AND THEY USE IT TO THEIR FUCKING ADVANTAGE AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE COOLEST SHIT I HOPE YOU HAVE TO RUN ACROSS A FIELD OF LEGOS AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE WHITE TWO-PIECE YOU LITTLE SHIT

THIS MOVIE IS SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT THOUGH.

THIS MOVIE TEACHES PEOPLE THAT YOU CAN /ALWAYS/ DO IT. YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE IT THROUGH SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS EQUIPPED. HENCE,

YOU HAVE ALL THE WEAPONS YOU NEED.

NOW FIGHT.

Source: donnydonowitz

17th April 2014

Post reblogged from Soft, scaly little teats with 84,012 notes

sourcechelseawoosh:

wtf what do 3/4 of my followers do because they sure don’t reblog or like my posts

seriously what do you guys do

are you waiting for something

what are you waiting for

Source: yzma